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llegally registered voters rally to save strip club
Holy Bordello! Vatican rents property to Bordello in Russia
UND'S PHYSICS DEPT WAGNER Internet accusations result in $3 million verdict against accuser MN Star Tribune

Christina Aguilera a dirty dirty girl Onlookers report Christina Aguilera doesn't wash her hands after trips to the toilet. One Hollywood raver recalls she passed right by the bathroom sinks, went back to her table and kept eating calamari tapas with her fingers. Later she shook hands with eager fans. A bathroom attendant at another hangout reports that she too had noticed the singer's nasty habit
'Killer tampon' to give rapists the chop

LOCAL UND NEWS

UND pursuing biomedical research I hope these researchers do not get the treatment other UND minority profs have not in the past (e.g. Thong)

RALPH ENGELSTAD ARENA: NCAA Minority Panel Questions Arena as Tourney Site
If an NCAA panel gets its way, the 2005 Division II men's basketball championship, or Elite Eight, now scheduled for Ralph Engelstad Arena may have to be staged elsewhere Oct. 16, 2002

UND awarded OSHA grant 93K for non-English speaking workers As there are few if any Latinos working at UND this was probably another grant gained under false pretenses and will be used to sponspor Norwegian relatives

O'Keefe to take over UND Alumni Association

O'Keefe chip off the old (Good ol' boy) block

Good News: UND parking improves
Majority contradicts the activists "since there are only about 500 Native Americans of 11,000 students at UND, why should this less than 1 percent who feel so strongly influence us? "

Sept. 25. 02 Atty and UND Continuing Ed Professor Wm McKechnie in Trouble Again? Say it Ain't So!

24 Sep 2002 UND has a way to go on Civil Rights Tom Dennis for the Herald

23 Sep 2002 State can't kill off Youth initiative

23 Sep 2002 UNDSL Dean search underway see also Dean Jeremy Davis Going to Feed the Children of Appalachia ?

23 Sep 2002 ND Student Association votes down Youth initiative

19 Sep 2002UND State of the U: More Funding Needed

Sept 17, 02 U.S. Department of Education's Office for Civil Rights Nails UND for Racial Violations-Counsel Evans "Takes the Fifth" When Caught! Resolution Agreement Documents Here “It's not like we're admitting anything” and “if you spend so many weeks on any campus . . . you will find some things that should be improved”

5-15-02 Fargo wants state Human Rights division out at least once a month
May. 11, 2002 UND Saudi Pilot arrested by federal agents for test fraud
Chinese Racism: UND Physics Professor Publicly Insults Dr. Tar Pin Chen
May 17, 2002 Syl Jones: Five signs of Educational mediocrity
May 8th 2002 UND Springfest turns into rowdy riot:The Park District sustained $5,000 in damage to property-Police issued 81 citations"glass bottles were being thrown at police officers and other participants in the party traditionally held the Saturday before final exam week."